Survivor 7 - Arrrrrr!

They should just subtitle this one "The Adventures of Rupert 'Hagrid' Boneham" and be done with it. Not only was he the first to act like a pirate (stealing the other team's shoes to trade to islanders for supplies), he was also the first to talk like one on camera. The skirt was an interesting choice, but it's not like his masculinity can't take the hit, and if it makes him more comfortable, it's all good.

Meanwhile the folks on the other tribe are off to a rocky start, behaving like morons from minute one. (A tribe member's pants are falling down, so let's all get naked? Wouldn't a length of rope have done the job?) At least their behavior isn't being rewarded (immunity challenge: lost), although I'm resigned to the fact that their only interesting members (the Scoutmaster and the geek) will get voted off as punishment for their inability to hang with the in-crowd. Meanwhile, anyone who describes herself as "perky" should be made to walk the plank. For real.